Twenty years later
These guys are still making noise.
Will they ever stop?

I'm tired of jazz.
Could you plug this here cello
Into a fuzz box?

With a little luck
We'll have a double CD
Finished by lunchtime!

Listen to The Dits.
They'll never chart in Billboard,
Home of Britney Spears.

Human and machine:
Which one is more disgusting?
The Moog is farting.

Where else can you find
Someone who will contemplate
Dahmer meets John Wayne?

A guitar is stroked.
A pleasent sound should emit,
Not accordion!

Is it art or crap?
Who cares, if beer is cheap and
There is no cover!

Give big break to me!
A bunch of guys with cellos
Farting out their ass!

Improvisation:
An enema for your ears
After hearing Cher.

A lap steel, a uke.
This doesn't sound like Don Ho.
Something must be wrong...

Twenty years ago
Two guys made a few cassettes.
Now look what's happened!

Dante's Inferno--The Soundtrack
Dada's Ingrateful Troubled Sons
Does Insanity Take Sides?